Oh arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge´s wife called up the district attorney
Said you free that brown eyed man
You want your job you better free

That brown eyed man

Flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She´d been a-walkin´ thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history three thousand years
In fact ever since the world began
There´s been a whole lot of good women shedding tears
Over a brown eyed handsome man
A lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man

Well a beautiful a daughter couldn´t make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her, "Darlin´ go out and find yourself
A brown eyed handsome man
That´s what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man"

Well the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To win a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Well-a two, three the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stands
A-rounding third he was a-heading for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man

That won the game it was a brown eyed handsome man