[Bugzy Malone] First one was Swagga Man Then Why So Serious Last mixtape was Lost in Meanwhile City Ya know?
I´m about to do it again You are now listening to the Journal of an Evil Genius My name´s Bugzy Malone And this is my journal
[Bugzy Malone] Somebody better tell my mother that I don´t think I can stay undercover ´Cus I feel like a serial killer who´s just being nice for the sake of a dollar I just want more money than sense, so I don´t care if I get silly when I come up I had a feeling that I couldn´t fly when I jumped, but I still took a run up I had a dream I committed, jumped off the ledge, woke up and I was falling I looked round my bedroom, realised that it was a dream and I fell asleep balling
´Cus I had to admit to myself that I´ve not got the balls so I gotta´ keep moving I feel like the Devil is troubling me right now and I can´t stop listening So then I looked for the lord, help me All I could hear was laughter Feels like the last 2 years of my life have turned out to be a disaster Did you think I was walking to school in the cold just become a grafter? There isn´t a BAFTA for the road side nigga that is the wickedest actor So I keep it real And there´s a girl that I love, but I cannot commit to it Little does she know, I feel like killing her dad in my head I can picture it Blood where the family picture is, just one of them unsolved mysteries
And now shes crying into my shoulder asking ´whys my dad on the missing list?´
[Bugzy Malone] I zone out to Lost in Meanwhile City sometimes thinking when I write this I was depressed, so I had a lot on my chest and a colourful hit list I remember the door coming off and the police shouting ´every body get down´ I lost 3 grand that day and it felt like I lost 3 million pound
[Bugzy Malone] Deeper into depression What a terrible place, I don´t wish it on no one It´s like my writing came to a stand still, full stop and semi-colon
I wrote nightmares, late one Saturday with my eyes wide open ´Cus I was sick of chilling with Freddy Krueger Deciding who´s gonna´ rolled on I was wrestling with a Demon, Rikishi couldn´t go this this hard E.Honda couldn´t win this fight ´cus the first round left me emotionally scarred To the point I was scared of the dark, went to Church on Sunday hand on my heart And when I realised Dee wasn´t in it for the long run it just tore me apart So I took a long walk in the park, somebody tell me where the end is I shoulda´ gone spec savers, ´cus right now I can´t see who my friend is Darkee said I was gonna´ be lonely, tell him that Danny Bent is a battyhole
And you know for a fact that they owed me, would´ve thrown him through the glass on the patio
[Bugzy Malone] I woke up to 15 missed calls and 25 messages on my iPhone I was in Panacea the night before so my head was spinning like a cyclone The next morning I was a right-off, so I opened one eye like a cyclops To see I had an SBTV, I just thought to myself ´oh my gosh´ I remember chilling in my bedroom listening to Ed Sheeran on the laptop Miles, how did we come so far? Tell those other niggas to catch up I am the wickedest English thing since fish-chips and a bit of ketchup
I´m only 12 or 13 stone and I make man sleep with a left hook This is the Journal of an Evil Genius, part 1 is the mixtape Watch when the EP version drops, it makes this sound like a piss take It says ´Turn Into The Devil´ on my T-shirts, don´t think that was a mistake When Arnold Schwarzenegger was Terminator he couldn´t do this mate
[Bugzy Malone] Yeah Bugzy Malone Ya know? You´re listening to the Journal of an Evil Genius Volume 1 I´m gonna call this track Serial Killer