There was a guy who had no head
He had no teeth he had no tongue
He had no body nad no feet
He was born in a no man´s land
He had no legs he had no hands

You´ll say he´s really sick
He had no ass he had no dick
Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it´s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.

I said your life must be a bore
He said:"I can´t take it no more"
He had no arms he had no hair
Sometimes life really ain´t fair

Do you wanna make a bet
I swear it´s all true
He was as real as I see you
The weirdest guy I ever met.

There´s nothing else to add

Except he wasn´t that bad
It´s taken way too long
I don´t know why we wrote this song