I was walkin´ down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay

I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin´ wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin´ like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don´t know what I´m goin´ to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

I was ridin´ my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin´ mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood

BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.

HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
´CAUSE YOU´RE A SLUT