Well, well I been movin´ down to Florida.
And I´m gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I´m gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I´m gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.

Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
When I go down Florida Way,
They´re ain´t no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should
Not do, stick it right here.
Well I been movin´ down to Florida.
I´m gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
I´m gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And I´m gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India´s sacred cow.
Well, I been movin´ down Florida Way,
And I´m gonna build me the atomic bomb.
Well, I´m gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain´t nobody, said ain´t nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.

By this time I guess you´ve figured out about Florida.
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
They be makin´ tadpoles the size of Americans down in Florida.
That be tellin´ Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain´t nobody, said ain´t nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
Well I been goin´ down to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna´ win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got away.

I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the dick down the drain.
Get that boy down to Florida.
Give him a switch blade.
Tell him what to do.