Ahhhh...
The Lord is a monkey
Thanksgiving´s coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas

Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass
Outside of Phenix she was kinda broke down
Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.
Ha Ha Ha!

Ahhhhh...
Well she was a Hare Krishner in the Ashram Bed
She was sellin´ ´get sky´ had a funky-ass head
Well she played with my mouth and she threw me on the bed
And she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head
Well she´s heading back East in a 67 Caddy
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy
Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool

Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
Well I really did good but it´s kickin´ my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she´s looking pretty good first week in July
She´s got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye

Ahhhhh...
Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass