Well it´s funny this season there´s a reason I ain´t got no money It´s been disastrous but somehow we´ll get through
On the holidays they´re complex And we know just where we´ll find ourselves Sleeping on the floor at half past two
Yeah we´re putting together the string of lights In the living room Oh the Christmas tree´s nearly caught on fire But we´ll be alright Who knows where we´ll come down From this glaze for the holidays And everything will be fine
Little toys for those girls and boys don´t forget them Oh mom and dad now with gin and tonic in hand Are more relaxed It´s always the same with the holiday highs and lows
Come sit by the fire with me I wanna share some of this glow
Bring your friends over they can stand in the corner And hold their breath Join in the family´s dysfunctionality shining at its best
Let me know if I can lend you a hand Digging you out of the snow We can waltz around the kitchen to ease this seasonal shift All I want for the holidays is to be by your side It´s been a heavy year darlin´ it´ll all be over soon yeah