Words and music by Tom T. Hall From Real - The Tom T. Hall Project Originally by Tom T. Hall
Have you read any good telephone books lately?
If you ain´t then let me recommend one I´ve already read that tulsa telephone book thirteen times If you don´t know any last names it ain´t much fun Readin´ that tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane Especially if that girl you´re lookin´ for has no last name I gotta find her and tell her, I don´t want our love to end So I´m readin´ that tulsa telephone book again Well, I was in tulsa and didn´t have anything goin´ She lived in tulsa and didn´t have anything on She said, "my name is juanita," and I said, "my name is j.b. [t.]" When I woke up the very next mornin´ she was gone
All of the tulsa operators know my voice now And they gotta know how long I´ve been alone If you meet a girl named juanita with some ribbons in her hair Would you tell her that she´s wanted on the phone Readin´ that tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane Especially if that girl you´re lookin´ for has no last name I gotta find her and tell her, I don´t want our love to end So I´m readin´ that tulsa telephone book again