Right now he´s probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she´s probably getting frisky
Right now, he´s probably buying
Her some fruity little drink

´Cause she can´t shoot whiskey Right now, he´s probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don´t know I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats Right now, she´s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she´s probably saying, "I´m drunk"
And he´s a thinking that he´s gonna get lucky Right now, he´s probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don´t know That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats I might´ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
´Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won´t be on me!
No, not on me ´Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he´ll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh