She smiles at me all pretty
Walkin´ up to me down aisle five
I wave and I smile back
And I can feel her eyes on me
She´s checking me out in the checkout line

Cabernet in a paper bag

Yeah, and she´s the reason
He´ll tell me he´s working late
And I´ll go home and cook him dinner
Pour the wine and sit up and wait, yeah

What she don´t know is I know what she´s been up to
I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool
But the joke´s on her, in that bed she´s lyin´ in
What she don´t know, she don´t know
She can have him
Mm, mm, mm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm

And I know what´s been going on
Behind closed doors in room 310
From the laundry I´ve been foldin´

I can still smell that strong cologne
He puts on to hide the Virginia Slim
That she´s been smokin´

But there´s a cruel world awaitin´
Outside of them motel´s sheets
´Cause he´ll find himself another Jezebel
And she´ll end up just like me, yeah

What she don´t know is I know what she´s been up to
I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool
But the joke´s on her, in that bed she´s lyin´ in
What she don´t know, she don´t know
Is she can have him
Is she can have him

Yeah, she can have this ring I´m slippin´ off

And this house I´m tired of cleanin´
She can have it all and have a ball
With this worthless piece I´m leaving

What she don´t know is I know what she´s been up to
I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool
But the joke´s on her, in that bed that she´s lyin´ in
What she don´t know, she don´t know
Is she can have him
She can have him
Ooh-ooh, she can have him
She can have him