Time to celebrate the season, haven´t eaten all day My, my tummy is growling ´cause I´ve been saving up space I´ve got my place at the table, can´t fit no more on my plate
I´ve got my fork in my hand, ready to stuff my face
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes (Oh) ´Cause I ain´t messing around with them buttoned up britches (No, no) You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you (For you) ´Cause I just tried everything, and I´m going back for round two
I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, strеtchy) Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for mе ´Cause I´m about to expand this band of elasticity I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, stretchy)
Ask me where I got ´em, Amazon at my door And if I wear this pair out, I´m gonna buy me some more I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes ´Cause I ain´t messing around with them buttoned up britches Can´t get my skinny jeans on, but don´t feel sorry for me ´Cause I just tried everything, and I´m going back for round three
I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, stretchy) Hey, Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me ´Cause I´m about to expand this band of elasticity I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, stretchy)
Fruitcake (I´ll try it) Ambrosia (I´ll try it) Aunt Bertha´s ´nana pudding with a cherry on top Cookies (I´ll have some) Oh, Gingerbread (Leave no crumbs) Guzzle down some egg nog even though I´m ´bout to pop I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, stretchy)
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes ´Cause I ain´t messing around with them buttoned up britches And when you think that I´m done, and I´m laid out on the floor No, no, no, don´t let me fool ya, I got some room for some more
With my stretchy pants on (Stretchy pants) I got my stretchy pants on (Stretchy, stretchy) Oh, oh, oh, my stretchy pants on (I got my stretchy pants) Mmm, I got my stretchy pants on, y´all (Stretchy, stretchy)