Mister Paganini, please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it, won´t you sing it
And if you can´t sing it, you simply have to swing it
I said swing it

Oh-oh-oh swing it
And don´t ding it

Oh Mister Paganini, we breathlessly await
Your masterful detente, go-o on and sling it
And if you can´t sling it
You´ll simply have to swing it
I said swing it
And scattywahwah
And wahdyscatla

We´ve heard your repertoire and
At the final bar
We´ve greeted you with wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation
Pat-scoodle-atty-doody yeah yeah yeah

Oh Mister Paganini, now don´t you be a meanie
What have you up your sleeve, go on and spring it

And if you can´t spring it, you´ll simply have to swing it