[Rod Stewart]
After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don´t even shake

[Cher]
Men are not a new sensation;
I´ve done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I´m wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Rod Stewart]
Listen, baby
I couldn´t sleep
And wouldn´t sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn´t sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Cher]
Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree

[Rod Stewart]
Oh she´s such a laugh, and I love it
Although the laugh´s on me

[Cher]
Oohh I´ll sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh you´re so cute
Oh she´s kept enough, she´s slept enough
And yet, where it counts she´s adapt enough

[Cher] Aha

[Ensemble]
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Cher]
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest

[Rod Stewart]
Horizontally speaking
She´s at her very best

[Ensemble]
Oh we´ve seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we´re like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, we´re vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can´t be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I