Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom

We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

A New York nine´s an everywhere else six
Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
I´m in a taxi, texting with my best friend
He´s sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End
He´s lucky, she´s a career woman, no kids
Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
Most people don´t fuck and hit the lotto but my folks did
I´m a mess
That don´t rhyme with shit, it´s just true
Don´t bring your girlfriend here, it´s just you
When I´m depressed you´re someone I run to

But, I guess meet me at Pianos
They cross-fadin´ off of Nanos
Ugh, on that hipster shit
And you´s a hipster, bitch
Yo, but not in the lame way
Like, you ain´t livin´ out in BK
Like, you ain´t workin´ on a screenplay
Like, your baby daddy ain´t a DJ
Like, she listenin´ to old Freeway
´Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different
Right, that´s why your friends need wristbands?
Fuck you
Can I have this dance?

Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us
Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

We can pretend if you want to, like
We in love and started dating at your art school
´Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time

Except for when I´m home workin´ on your graphic design
Every time we see each other, I´m taking you home
Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone
Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car
But me writin´ a verse would be the only way they buyin´ a bar
White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
But they busy showin´ off each other Indian friend
She got ironic tattoos on her back
That ain´t ironic bitch, I love Rugrats
Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs
In a band with an animal name
Hannibal came drinkin´ a handle of Jameson
Analling anyone is the plan for the evening
I´m kidding, stop

Girl cryin´ on Ludlow, she still look good though
Love is Eastside, who are you to hate?
Movie ass; not a 10, but a super 8
You ain´t see me at the show? I was super great
Hotel penthouse, gon´ and let it ruminate
City never sleeps, so I guess I´m never slept on
Did everything I could, then I kept going

Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
(I hope nobody catch us)
Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

Ooh, girl, I wanna know
Are you ready to cry? ´Cause I´m no good, no good
Ooh, girl, I wanna try
I´m an awful guy and I´m always away
And I´m tryin´ to say I´m a piece of shit
Believe in this, I´m tellin´ you
´Cause we barely knew what we had
I´m not that bad, the fun we had
Ooh

Baby, you´re the baddest

Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us
Baby, you´re the baddest
Baby, you´re the baddest girl, and, uh
Nobody else matters
Nobody else matters girl, and, uh
We´re kissing in the bathroom
We´re kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh
I hope nobody catch us
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway