Well, if I go down in history, I´ll owe it to this misery
From all the lies you told to me and this poor ol´ heart you broke

Now people, they might walk on by and never even recognize
That I´m a legend in disguise, not just your average Joe

You´ll probly find a picture of me sippin´ on my liquor
If you look up a world-class fool
And I´ll say it once again, I´m the best that´s ever been
At drinkin´ doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody´s gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Whoo
Hahahahaha, ha ha

Now see those bottles in a line, every one´s a friend of mine (Aw, mine too)
And we have us a real good time in spite of all the pain
Bein´ famous has a price, there´s smoke and mirrors and neon lights
I´m livin´ proof that lonely nights can drive a man insane

You´ll probly find a picture of me sippin´ on my liquor

If you look up a world-class fool
And I´ll say it once again, I´m the best that´s ever been
At drinkin´ doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody´s gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Well, you´ll probly find a picture of me sippin´ on my liquor
If you look up a world-class fool
And I´ll say it once again, I´m the best that´s ever been

At drinkin´ doubles up on this stool

Well, go on, you can shake my hand
Everybody´s gonna know my name
When they hang my star behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame

Yeah, they´ll hang our stars behind the bar
At the Honky Tonk Hall of Fame
Aw, yeah
Cheers, brother