Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Fuzz
He patrolled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip
He protected you and me until he met a girl called Alice D

Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread
And they called her sweet Alice the head
Alice it was plain to see, was full of pot and stp
She´d attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud

Good Buzz did the thing that good Fuzz must
Stuck his gun in Alice´s chest and said "This is a bust"
Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotize
Buzz said "What a wild sensation, this must be hallucination"tion tion

Love is so sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilatational

Now they´re taking pills and shots and Buzz is not afraid of Watts
He and Alice D have shown the way of where the fuzz might be some day
Buzz is still a cop of course, he´s the pusher on the force
He´s protecting you and me from evil women like miss Alice D