Hot summer night, the working girls were on their way back home It was getting late so I tagged along, couldn´t let them walk alone I followed them up some greasy steps to a rooftop in the sky
No walls around just a sea of stars, my throat was getting dry
Everyone could feel the heat that´s why we all disrobed Our clothes and inhibitions went off flying ´cross the globe Dancing crazy getting loose and closer to the edge I could feel my blood was up and it was pounding in my head
So there I was, just me and the girls Under the moonlight on the top of the world
As things were dying down we retreated from the precipice I lay beside the most beautiful girl in the universe
Her name was Venus in Heaven She fed me rice and offered me wine I accepted ambrosia and nectar From an amber goddess I collapsed between the thighs of Morpheus Next thing I felt was a sharp pain of sunrise My mouth was open and full of rice As I managed to prize open one of my eyes I saw Luigi the cockroach carry off his prize And there lay Venus still sprawled out and naked for sure But not quite what she was the night before I made my excuses and left through the door Stepped into space at the twentieth floor And that´s why I don´t like heights no more