I´ve never had a filling and I´ve got blue eyes
I´ve got every kind of lipstick you can buy
I´ve got 3 cupboards for my shoes
And a mirror that always tells the truth
I´ve got clothes in case it´s hot

Clothes for when it´s cold
But still I don´t know what to wear
What to wear tonight

I´ve got the concentration of a small child
Patience - well, not all the time
A wounded look and a silly smile
That always gets me what I want
I´ve got a garden, but it has no grass
It´s got plastic chairs and the tables glass
My cat at home thinks it´s a dog
And who am I to judge if that´s all?

I´ve got a lot of cards on my shelf
Everyone of them written to myself
I´ve got a million pounds in the bank
(Don´t be silly you haven´t been to a bank in your life)

There´s a woman next door who robbed a bank
A man upstairs who likes to drink
And sing to us at 3 in the morning
I´ve got 5 best friends, 2 parents and a brother
And a man at home who likes to think
That every song´s written for him
So this one´s for you