Verse 1:

Here´s a little story ´bout a Friday night,

buckwild, ´cause yo, that´s kind of my style,

check it,

on the town with a girl named Kay-Bee,

and a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way,

I was straight out illin´,

why do I say so? ´cause yo, my girl was home chillin,

fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin´,

it was called Lay....um, Jay...um, somethin´,

I was ready to attack her, unh,

giving the sex look like Dracula,

a little bit of soft music playin,

and Don Perrier, it was on, know what I´m sayin,

every thing was lovely, but then,

what the damn, my girlfriend walked in,

oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread,

oh I´m dead, mayday code red

Verse 2:

my oh my, what am I to do?

gotta get away, cause my girlfriend´s coming through,

um Jay, I gotta, um, well, see, there´s well, this, um, exscuse me,

to the back with the mucho-quickness,

my girl´s gonna kill me and leave no witnesses,

I´m in the bathroom hiding like a punk,

but there´s bars on the windows, I can´t jump,

exit stage left, quickly plan B,

gotta find a way that my girl won´t see me,

crawling on the floor, I´m feeling sick,

like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick,

heart poundin´ a round a mile-a-minute,

this time I really done did it,

down on my hands and my knees on the floor,

I´m looking at the front door,

ready, set, make the dash,

her back is turned, maybe I can get past,

I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head,

code red

break it on down

Verse 3:

all was perfect, the ship was sailing,

but now it´s sinking, so yo, I´m bailin´,

I kept on runnin´ even though she saw me,

and I sat and waited at home for baby to call me,

I watched a little TV,

phone started ringing ´bout 12:23,

I picked it up real slow, and said,

"mmmmm..hello?",

she wasn´t having it, she snapped, went bezerk,

girl made my head hurt,

I tried to be as cool as I could be,

I said hey, it wadn´t me,

she wasn´t having that melody,

needless to say, she left me,

another brother just couldn´t control his head, (another one)

code red