I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely Lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said hello. I said hi, my names Joe. I was lyin´, so was she.
She said her name was Donna, But her shirt said Marie. Once you get to know me, you´ll never forget me. I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch! That didn´t hurt. Kinda nicked me, but she ripped my shirt. At that point I fell asleep. Woke up at her house, In the back of a jeep. A Blazer, ´89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, it is, But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.
I´m at her house. It´s a Tepee. No, a skyscrapper. No, an igloo. No, it´s a shack. Forget it, I´ll go around back. It´s a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat.
(Twilight Zone noise) Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He´s invisible. I went downstairs. It´s a loft. No, it´s a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics. No, yoga. No, karate.
*You killed my teacher!!!* But what a body!
No, she wasn´t there. I´m tellin you I saw her. No, really I saw her. She was playing checkers. No, Nintendo. Ok, I´m lying.
There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. No, thats Shaft. No, thats Kimble. My fault...the T.V.´s off.
There she is, what a doll. No, that´s Chucky from Child´s play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Where anything can happen.
I´m rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it´s goin´ to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on, This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do You´ll feel the force of my rage, I´m on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me. Jeff wanted to do that, But I didn´t. I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn´t wrong.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, And broke his crown.... Hickory, dickory, dock.