I don´t hear no thunder
I don´t see no rain
But she got the bedroom looking like
A Cat 2 hurricane

I´m looking in the mirror
I´m looking at her
She´s cussing underneath her breath
And I ain´t saying a word

Probably oughta get going
If we´re gonna make our reservation
Looks beautiful to me
Right now she´s

Hating everything she tries on
But I don´t know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Three more on the floor
She keeps saying, "I´m sorry
It´s taking so long"
She don´t know I´m loving watching her
Hating everything she tries on

She says, "These spaghetti straps
I don´t like em at all"
Slides ´em over off her shoulder
Just lets ´em fall

She keeps looking better
With every change she´s making
I´m on the edge of this bed
Smiling, waiting, while she´s

Hating everything she tries on
But I don´t know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Four more on the floor
She keeps saying, "I´m sorry
It´s taking so long"
She don´t know I´m loving watching her

Hating everything she tries on

Oh, but I ain´t in my rush
I fall a little more in love
Every time I zip her up

She´s hating everything she tries on
But I don´t know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Five more on the floor
She keeps saying, "I´m sorry
It´s taking so long"
She don´t know I´m loving watching her
Hating everything she tries on
(She´s hating everything she tries on)
Oh, keep trying ´em on, baby
(She´s hating everything she tries on)