I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track
I´m a blonde hair, nutcase, freakshow, certified damn maniac

The wheels upstairs are turnin´, but I swear that hamster died
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide

Hell raisin´ and high water, my tire´s done gone flat
I´m the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
My mind goes to the gutter, man, to me that´s aimin´ high
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain´t bright (They ain´t bright)
So hit me where it hurts ´cause, honey, I´ve answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that´s alright (That´s alright)
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide

I´m salt poured in my coffee, sugar in the tank
I´m down to my last dollar laughin´ on down to the bank
I stayed off the wagon ´cause that horse was too damn high
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain´t bright (They ain´t bright)
So hit me where it hurts ´cause, honey, I´ve answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that´s alright (That´s alright)
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide

My left foot´s on my right foot, my right foot´s in my mouth
Hell, I be droppin´ knowledge, but I just can´t spit it out
Well, I ain´t ever lonely ´cause it´s me, myself and I
You could bet your ass we´re crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby, they ain´t bright (They ain´t bright)
So hit me where it hurts ´cause, honey, I´ve answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that´s alright (That´s alright)
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide
You could bet your ass I´m crazy bona fide