Raised to be a lady by the golden rule Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain And a simple case of Mummy-doesn´t-love-me blues
Reality it seems was just a dream She couldn´t get it on with the boys on the scene But what do you expect from a chick who´s just sixteen And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
All the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice they say Come over and see me Come over and please me Alice it´s my turn today
All the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number Will you promise to call me Wait till my husband´s away
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart It´s like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part Getting your kicks in another girl´s bed And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in Soho One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo And hey, hey, hey, oh don´t you know