Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

I´m getting bored
Being part of mankind

There´s not a lot to do no more
This race is a waste of time

People rushing everywhere
Swarming around like flies
Think I´ll buy a forty four
Give them all a surprise

Think I´m gonna kill myself
Cause a little suicide
Stick around for a couple of days
What a scandal if I died

Yeah I´m gonna kill myself
Get a little headline news
I´d like to see what the papers say
On the state of teenage blues

A rift in my family
I can´t use the car
I gotta be in by ten o´clock
Who do they think they are

I´d make an exception
If you want to save my life
Brigitte Bardot gotta come
And see me every night