Can you hear it in the distance?
Can you... sense it far away?
Is it old Rudolph the Reindeer?
Is it Santa on his sleigh?
It´s heading up to Easington

It´s coming down the Tyne
Oh! It´s bloody Maggie Thatcher
And Michael Heseltine!

So Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God´s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it´s one day closer to your death

They´ve come to raid your stockings
And to steal your Christmas pud
But don´t be too downhearted
It´s all for your own good
The economic infrastructure
Must be swept away
To make way for call centres and lower rates of pay, so...

Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
May God´s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it´s one day closer to your death

And they´ve brought their fascist bootboys
And they´ve brought the boys in blue
And the whole Trade Union Congress
Will be at the party too
And they´ll all hold hands together
All standing in a line
Cos they´re privatising Santa
This merry Christmas time, so...

Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher

May God´s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it´s one day closer to your death

Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
May God´s love be with you
We all sing together in one breath
Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
We all celebrate today
Cos it´s one day closer to your death

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Heseltine
You´re a tosser, you´re a tosser
And you´re just a Tory Swine