I was sitting in the classroom Trying to look intelligent
In case the teacher looked at me She was long and she was lean She´s a middle-aged dream And that lady means the whole world to me
It´s a natural achievement Conquering my homework With her image pounding in my brain She´s an inspiration For my graduation And she helps to keep the classroom sane
Oh teacher I need you like a little child You got something in you to drive a schoolboy wild You give me education in the lovesick blues Help me get straight come out and say Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, Teacher I need you
I have to write a letter Tell about my feelings Just to let her know the scene Focus my attention On some further education In connection with the birdies and the bees
So I´m sitting in the classroom I´m looking like a zombie I´m waiting for the bell to ring I´ve got John Wayne stances I´ve got Erroll Flynn advances And it doesn´t mean a doggone thing