Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And I burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God they were ugly children

So you´re that little bastard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
Till I almost had a weakness

Last week Cousin Florence
Bit your Uncle Joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
Said that he looked like the devil
Then she said, "Pass the vinegar," I´m beginning to think
That I´m the only one who hasn´t taken to the drinking of it
Though I almost had a weakness

It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
But while I have to tolerate you family jewels

I really mustn´t grumble
´Cause when I die the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though I almost had a weakness