(features Ray Walker)
(Words & music by Wayne - Weisman)
He´s your uncle not your dad, he´s the best friend you ever had
So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts

Just remember Pearl Harbor

(The Alamos and nothing could be worse)

He´s your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live
So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed

(And he´ll send back what he don´t need)

If your not in form ten-forty´s your salvation
By deprivation of temptation

(Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible)

Oh say can you see if there´s anything left for me

When he calls you as he may do
Don´t be frightened red white and blue
Just be thankful you don´t live in Leningrad
He´s your uncle, not your dad

If your honest you don´t have to shake and shiver
The food is lousy up the river

(It´s give and take and he does all the taking)

Oh say can you see if there´s anything left for me
Life has two things you can´t subtract

(Death and taxes to be exact)

So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
He´s your uncle, he´s your uncle, not your dad