(Words & music by Tepper - Bennett)
Some like their women short, some like them tall
I´ll take them any size ´cause I love them all

I´m just wild about smorgasbord

I got a cravin´ for smorgasbord
A little kiss here, a little kiss there
That´s smorgasbord

Mmm
Some take just apple pie, some take just cake
I´ll take the dish I please, please the dish I take

I´m just wild about smorgasbord
I got a cravin´ for smorgasbord
A little kiss here, a little kiss there
That´s smorgasbord

Mmm
Some like just southern belles, they got a one track mind
I go for all the belles except the wedding kind

I´m just wild about smorgasbord
I got a cravin´ for smorgasbord
A little kiss here, a little kiss there
That´s smorgasbord

Some like their women short, some like them tall
I´ll take them any size ´cause I love them all, Mmm
Some take just apple pie, some take just cake
I´ll take the dish I please, please the dish I take