(Words & music by Weisman - Wayne)
Ho jump down, spin around, let´s have a party
Look who´s back, Stay Away Joe
Chock taw, chick a Shaw, gonna drink me hearty
Welcome back, Stay Away Joe

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I´ll be there
Ho!

Who keeps turnin´ up like a bad penny
Take one guess, Stay Away Joe
Always findin´ trouble a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I´ll be there
Ho!
Ho!

When two lips are right for the pickin´
Who crops up
I love them and leave them screamin´ ´n kickin´
Giddy up look at him look at him go

Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I´ll be there
Ho!
Hey!