I play an old piano from nine till a half past one
Tryin´ to make a livin´ watchin´ everybody have fun
Well, I don´t miss much that ever happens on a dance hall floor

Mercy, look what just walked through that door
Well, hello T-R-0-U-B-L-E
What in the world you´re doin´ A-L-O-N-E?
Say, good L-double O-K-I-N-G
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
I was a little bitty baby when my papa hit the skids
Mama had a time tryin´ to raise nine kids
Told me not to stare ´cause it was impolite
And did the best she could to try to raise me right
But mama never told me ´bout nothing like Y-O-U
Say, your mama must have been another something or the other too
Say, hello good L-double O-K-I-N-G
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Well, you talk about a woman I´ve seen a lot of others

But too much something´ and not enough another
You´ve got it all together like a lovin´ machine
Lookin´ like glory and walkin´ like a dream
Mother Nature´s sure been good to Y-O-U
Well, your mama must have been another g