(Words & music by J. Byers)
She´ll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a kid
She´ll cry to you and lie to you, she´ll do ´most anything

She´ll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know
You´ll be telling her you´re sorry because she hurt you so
I said she´s evil the most evil girl I´ve found
There ain´t no doubt about it, she´s the meanest girl in town

She´ll invite you over to her house at half past nine
You´ll wear a suit, you´ll wear a tie and you´ll give your shoes a shine
You´ll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door
Her little sister will tell you "She don´t live here anymore"
I said she´s evil the most evil girl I´ve found
There ain´t no doubt about it, she´s the meanest girl in town

And there ain´t no doubt about it, she´s the meanest girl in town

She´ll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might
She´ll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull your arms real tight
Your heart will pound like thunder, you´ll melt in her embrace
But when you go to kiss her well she´ll laugh right in your face
Because she´s evil the most evil girl I´ve found
There ain´t no doubt about it, she´s the meanest girl in town