Doctor G said to me
“for a sec’ I thought you were a she.
If you don’t look out miss E,
That will show what you will be.
Cause my dear you can’t control.

It’s not your fault you have a hole
A little hole here in your jeans;
Your mama kept that for your keens.

Kids judgement dots so doctor G
Doctor G
Apple ? fall far from the tree
Doctor G

But if my mother is a bear
And my father is a heir
Who I am, say, Doctor G
There’s a problem can’t you see
And if a cat can’t make a dog
Well can a wizard make a frog?
And if a turtle can’t be a prince
Can my cat become a quince?
And if I have a little baby

Doctor G, Doctor G
Will she bark or will she meow?
Will she growl or will she howl?
If a shrimp can’t make the flee
Nor a hatch croft make a bee
And if we lose we can’t make a bet
How do a shrink can be a rat?

Kids judgement dots so doctor G
Doctor G
Apple ? fall far from the tree
So Doctor G