You just put that needle in what is known as my flip side
I won´t be able to sit down for a week
This record, by the way, is unbreakable

But not bulletproof
So I urge you to be careful
I can´t put this too strongly
Please don´t stain the rug, put bullet holes in the walls, or indulge in any unseemly struggling, because it creates a bad impression
People might think you are the type to throw wild parties
It is undignified actions of this kind that give murder a bad name