I don´t understand Why are you being so mean? You´re mean yo mean yeah man
[Chorus] You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can´t do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you´re a meanie, a meanie But it´s only cuz you´re Just really jealous of me Cuz I´m what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it´s too easy to see You´re just a really big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1] Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts I´m going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind; your eyes close them (close them) You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis (nosis) For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you´re so fuckin´ jealous Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych, I´m kidding I just wanted to see if you´re still listenin´ Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? I´ve been dying to ask, it´s been itchin´ at me Is it just because
[Chorus] You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can´t do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you´re a meanie, a meanie But it´s only cuz you´re Just really jealous of me
Cuz I´m what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it´s too easy to see You´re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 2] Alright now...aww shit I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I´m kidding again you idiot, no I didn´t That´s just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain´t, it? But I can bust one take without lookin´ at no paper It doesn´t take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth, ok?
You´re droolin, you have tooth decay Your mouth is open, you´re disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch A bunch of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch ´N Munch? Your tooth is rotten to the gum Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, what am I on? You sir are on truth syrum Marshall I´m so jealous of you Please say you won´t tell nobody I´d be so embarrassed, I´m just absolutely terrified That someone´s gonna find out why I´m saying All these terrible, evil and awful mean things It´s my own insecurity!
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You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can´t do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you´re a meanie, a meanie But it´s only cuz you´re Just really jealous of me Cuz I´m what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it´s too easy to see You´re just a really big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 3] Alright now we, we´re going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy Cuz that´s exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here´s a mirror, notice the resemblence here? Wait, let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how about now? What do you have in common? You´re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on ´em You look like I sound like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you, I know you´re not happy I know you´d much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it´s pointless Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is torturous My point is this That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...
[Chorus] You are just jealous of me Cuz you, you just can´t do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things About me cuz you´re a meanie, a meanie But it´s only cuz you´re
Just really jealous of me Cuz I´m what you want to be So you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things Cuz it´s too easy to see You´re just a really big weenie, big weenie.