If you got a sweet tooth,
You can taste my watermelons
If the swing set bores you
I can show you all my talents
I can wear a tail, like all the b-tches can´t

You can have all this, boy!
And there´s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it´s only natural
I feel it comin´, comin´, comin´
I feel it runnin´, runnin´, runnin´
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, I´m your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike

If the world starts freezing,
I can make it hot and humid
If you get a bee-sting,

I can suck out all the poison
I can make you last,
Like all the b-tches can´t
Have I made it clear, boy?
There´s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, I´m your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it´s only natural
I feel it comin´, comin´, comin´
I feel it runnin´, runnin´, runnin´
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, I´m your bicycle

I´m only f-cking with you
F-ck you for thinking it´s true
I´m not like the sluts in this town

They make me blehh in my mouth
I wanna ride on your bike
Cause you´re the boy that I like
It´s like I´m a sell out for you
But your bike´s so shiny and new

She´s distracted, by my reflectors, man,
I can tell the chick is attracted
My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips
With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
Shagging´s not something
I´m a pro at, but I ain´t practicing sh-t Allen, Iverson has safe sex, condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat

My fantasy is to have you land where the kick-stand is
Got this b-tch gagging, they call me the broad killer
I´m the cousin of Godzilla
Cause I spit fire and my dick is draggin´
Zig zaggin´ up the avenue, pulling these chicks in my antagonist
Waggin´, screamin´

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it´s only natural
Yeah? I feel it comin´, comin´, comin´
I feel it runnin´, runnin´, runnin´
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It´s so fantastical, I´m your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike