[Aye yo Paul, It´s Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he´s not ´thrilled´ about the video

What does he ´wanna be startin´ somethin´?´
Well I´ll show him who´s really ´bad´
Paul, ´the way you make me feel´ with these calls
You should really take a look at the ´man in the mirror´
And tell him to ´beat it´ because I ´won´t stop till I get enough´
Do you ´remember the time´ we were watching the ´Billy Jean´ video?
Well he´ll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn´t matter if he´s ´black or white´
Because I ´can´t stop loving him´ and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can´t

Excuse me, I´m taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don´t have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]