[Eminem] Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
I´m just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first? Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth So I´m here to rule the planet, startin wit your turf I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch Wit smeard letters, runnin together in blurred spurts I hang wit male chauvinist pigs and perverts Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber´s My first words were "Bleep bleep" and "Curse curse" Never had ish, and I still don´t deserve dirt My breath still stinks and I´m on my third Certs
Yankin out my stitches, hollering "Nurse nurse!" "You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse!" Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps And it´s like that, and it´s like that
[Evidence] Got no apathy Yo I Platform my strategy, mix words in alchemy Evidence, I won´t get caught shot on the balcony Between you and I, I´ll tell you here´s the diff Gun to your head, you´re dead, pointblank I shapeshift That´s right, to dear/deer, anelope, or owl In life, use your potential, or Steve Howe I´m about to call it quits, yo too much weight´ll break your rack mount
The man´ll make you move, yo so make your move a backout You say I use my name too much as a clutch Try holdin on to beat instead of pushin on your crutch Flipped it backwards, Evidence attack nerds off the head Steadfast, right or left, don´t matter see you comin Deaf/Def like Leppards, pop the piece, I be the sheppard Causin the herd, the name is Ev absurd Verbs get flipped, it´s like this, yo acronyms and all that Methaphor imagery, you claimin metaphors and spittin similies Not havin It, the name is Evidence Like Pos. K gibbin the life thinkin of stabbin it
Skills prevail you possess, take no offense But don´t profess lies within your mind, tempt and stress
[Iriscience] It´s like uh-oh-oh It´s Dilated Peoples on the Wake Up Show-uh-oh We kick a lick or some for the radio-uh-oh Yo CaTashTrophic like Rico *fades out*