[Eminem] If I´m elected for ten terms I´m renewing the staff after the inagural And hiring all girls as interns If I don´t like you, I´ll snatch you outta your mic booth While you´re rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you I´ll take you straight to the pavement Uppercut you, and scrape your face wit a bracelet Like a razor that shaved it Three drinks and I´m ready to flash Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!) It´s probably all cuz I ain´t awkward at all I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawl (Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll) The Bad and Evil movement is comin Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach I write a rhyme a day So it´s no wonder how come your whole album Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say Whether it´s one verse or one letter I´ll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever It´s Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it´s only us The rest of y´all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love