[Royce Da 5´9"] Uh, first verse, uh, I´m on ´til I´m on an island My life´s ridin´ on the autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt or kill y´all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona´s much worse
You´ve been warned if you´ve been borned or if you conformed Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y´all niggas´ intellect mad slow, y´all fags know Claimin´ you bangin´, you flamin´ Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so That basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain´t wrapped tight, my blood type´s the 80s My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Brady´s
You still fly kites daily
[Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin´ "Ice Ice Baby" Screaming, "Shady ´til I die!" Like a half a pair of dice, life´s crazy So I live it to the fullest ´til I´m Swayze And you only live it once, so I´m thinking ´bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now ´fore I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell you what this pretty little dame´s name is ´cause she´s kinda famous And I hope that I don´t sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus You morons think that I´m a genius
Really, I belong inside a dang insane asylum Came to drive them trailer parks crazy I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that´s "back" with a capital B with an exclamation mark Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics ‘Cause I wanna rip this mystical slick shit You don´t wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit ‘Cause after I spit the bullets, I´ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I´ma kick the ballistics; so get this dick, I´ma live this
[Sly Jordan] I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Ayy) Movin´ at the speed of life and I can´t slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank (Oh) But I´m almost at the finish line, so I can´t stop now (Yeah) I don´t really know where I´m headed (No), just enjoyin´ the ride (Yeah) Just gon´ roll ´til I drop (Oh) and ride ´til I die (Ah-hah) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
[Royce Da 5´9" & Eminem] Uh, yeah, my whole goal as a poet´s to be relaxed in orbit At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs (C´mon) My slow flow is euphoric, it´s like I rap endorphins (Woo)
I made a pact with the devil that says "I´ll let you take me, you let me take a shovel Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian" (C´mon) Go back and forthin´, more beef than you can pack a fork in I´m livin´ the life of the infinite enemy, down My tenement chimney now, the semi´s the remedy, pow Spin him around, enterin´ in the vicinity now
[Eminem] Was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (*ptt*), and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get-get down He´s lookin´ around this club And it looks like people are havin´ a shit-fit now
Yeah, little tr-tr-trailer trash, take a look who´s back in t-t-town Did I st-st-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck the mall, he shuts the whole motherfuckin´ Walmart D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight with 5´9" to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin´ chick underwater he´s tryin´ to dr-dr-drown Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin´ them dick-suckin´ lips I´m agitated, aggravated To the point you don´t suck my dick Then you´re gonna get decapitated Other words, you don´t fuckin´ give me head Then I´ma have to take it
[Royce Da 5´9" & Eminem] And then after takin´ that I´ma catch a case, it´s gon´ be fascinatin´ It´s gon´ say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson´s activator (Woo) Meanin´ I´m on fire off the top, might wanna back up data Rollin´ over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer Homie, they sick, you could normally ask a hater Don´t it make sense? That these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Dropped in the lap of a tax evader, homie, they spent
[Eminem] Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes (What?) Girl, I´m the crack-a-lator, percolator of this party Be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin´ with a player You won´t be exaggeratin´ when you say you´re livin´
[Sly Jordan, Royce da 5´9" & Eminem] I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Ayy) Movin´ at the speed of life and I can´t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank (Oh) But I´m almost at the finish line, so I can´t stop now (Yeah) I don´t really know where I´m headed (No), just enjoyin´ the ride (Yeah)
Just gon´ roll ´til I drop (Oh) and ride ´til I die (Ah-ah) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I´m livin´ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) (Haha) (Woo)
[ Sly Jordan] Pedal to the metal Pedal to the metal