[Eminem]
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I´m a M-80, you little like that Kim lady
I´m buzzin´, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin´ at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

You wacker than the motherfucker you bit yo´ style from
You ain´t gon´ sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin´ out in the open
I´m doin´ acid, crack, smack, coke, and smokin´ dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I´m an alcoholic (Hi, Marshall)
I have a disease and they don´t know what to call it
Better hide your wallet ´cause I´m comin´ up quick to strip yo´ cash
Bought a ticket to yo´ concert just to come and whip yo´ ass
Bitch, I´m comin´ out swingin´ so fast it´ll make yo´ eyes spin

You gettin´ knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson (Pssh)
The proof is in the puddin´, just ask DeShaun Holton
I´ll slit yo´ motherfuckin´ throat worse than Ron Goldman

[Eminem]
So when you see me on yo´ block with two Glocks
Screamin´, "Fuck the world" like 2Pac (I just don´t give a fuck)
Talkin´ that shit behind my back, dirty mackin´
Tellin´ your boys that I´m on crack (I just don´t give a fuck)
So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My shit is wack (I just don´t give a fuck)
But see me on the street and duck

´Cause you gon´ get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
(´Cause I just don´t give a fuck)

[Eminem]
I´m nicer than Pete, but I´m on a search to crush a milkbone
I´m everlastin´, I melt vanilla ice like silicone
I´m ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I´m colder than snow season when it´s 20 below freezin´
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I´ll diss yo´ magazine and still won´t get a weak review
I´ll make yo´ freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols

But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, M&M was the old initials (Bye-bye)
Extortion, snortin´, supportin´ abortion
Pathological liar, blowin´ shit outta proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin´ yo´ dead body inside of a fuckin´ trash can
With more holes than an afghan

[Eminem]
So when you see me on yo´ block with two Glocks
Screamin´, "Fuck the world" like 2Pac (I just don´t give a fuck)
Talkin´ that shit behind my back, dirty mackin´
Tellin´ your boys that I´m on crack (I just don´t give a fuck)

So put my tape back on the rack, go run and tell your friends
My shit is wack (I just don´t give a fuck)
But see me on the street and duck
´Cause you finna get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
(´Cause I just don´t give a fuck)

[Eminem]
Somebody let me out this limousine (Hey, let me out)
I´m a caged demon
On stage screamin´ like Rage Against the Machine
I´m convinced I´m a fiend
Shootin´ up while this record is spinnin´
Clinically brain-dead, I don´t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin´ a jewel, I´m flippin´ a sacred treasure

I´ll bite yo´ motherfuckin´ style just to make it fresher
I can´t take the pressure, I´m sick of bitches
Sick of naggin´ bosses bitchin´ while I´m washin´ dishes
In school, I never said much, too busy havin´ a head rush
Doin´ too much rush, had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that´s when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, * the women´s swim team
Don´t take me for a joke, I´m no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin´ coke and smokin´ weed again
I´m goin´ up over the curb, drivin´ on the median
Finally made it home but I don´t got the key to get in

[Eminem]
So when you see me on yo´ block with two Glocks
Screamin´, "Fuck the world" like 2Pac (I just don´t give a fuck)
Talkin´ that shit behind my back, dirty mackin´