Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can´t believe it It´s like I´ve got the whole world in my palm And I´m ready to drop bombs
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It´s the village in New York right next to the Tribeca That´s my sector, homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said, nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector So you can´t get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet ya I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya They say once bitten and twice shy, well, lie next to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That´s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester?
Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter Then I guess I´ll dig her fetus out with a wire hanger Then digest her
I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball you´re all in I said, I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you´re in my medicine ball, friends
All my Westside bitches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up Man, I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up Man, you seen it all before, you´re all too familiar with it There´s a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it You know you with it, girl, don´t front, oh no you didn´t I won´t rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole, you kiddin´? I´ll pee on Rihanna, see, man, I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy-gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two, then sit on her
Imagine a visual for that, man, who would´ve thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick, unleashing his vengeance But the chick´s so old, she looks like she outlived a life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren´t so defensive, it wouldn´t be, you´re so sensitive
I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball you´re all in I said, I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you´re in my medicine ball, friends
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch with both hands Man, they don´t understand, I´m just a sick man Now everybody´s pissed at me, like it´s my fault This name rhymes with so many different words, jeez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won´t you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? "Eminem, I´m coming to kill you (inhale) Always hated you, and I still do
You´ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume (inhale) Doesn´t even fit you, they don´t feel you You´re taking this shit too far (inhale) Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Every day I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let´s breakdance if you think you´re hardcore"
I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball you´re all in I said, I guess it´s time for you to hate me again Let´s begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end?
My medicine ball, you´re in my medicine ball, friends