Catch me if you can but you ain´t man enough, You´re standin´ tough But you know that no matter what You´ll never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, ballz x2 You´ll never touch my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain´t a playa, you ain´t ballin´ And I don´t even care who the hell you call in In this game, it ain´t no talkin´ You can get it started, I nail the coffin And all I here is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin´ And I ain´t gotta prove you nothin´
I do it and you ain´t gotta push my buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He´s quick and I can´t get Marshall hit So I played my position and don´t make a move Been doin´ this for years, my team can´t lose And ain´t nobody, ain´t nobody hard 9 o´clock, I´m gonna punch me a guard Hut one, hut two, I´m ready Hike, give the ball to Nelly And nobody out there feels me Take this ´fore you have to kill me And any player in my way, I´m foldin´ Damn it, called holdin´
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I love football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, let´s try quarterback sneak Cover me, smother me with love that´s brotherly That didn´t work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up I´m reachin´ up another grown man´s butt Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls
It´s the longest yard, whoops that´s not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? Our on 5 and our timeouts are gone Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball Down the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts Call another huddle, we´re down by six The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift But he´s so god dang high, that he´s trips Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips And runs the ball all the way down to the one But he don´t get in, but all we need is a put ??? But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten God dammit I´ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody´s laughin´ now, no timeouts and its now fourth down We´re never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long I´ma throw the bomb, c?mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin´ schlong, touch down yeah I told you.... It´s the longest yard
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ Kuniva ]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball I´ma run through all of ya´ll, ya´ll just soft Even though my cleats is kickin´ up mud It´s more traction for me, I´m stiff armin´ punks High steppin´ through the end zone I been gone, I´m so dirty you don´t even know my skin tone It´s time to rumble, no time to fumble And I won´t stumble, your frontline will tumble Playin´ ball with killas, my team´s gorillas Three time offenders, even drug dealers One of the best runnin´ backs there never was Movin´ like Barry Sanders, leavin´ you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the highest yack
Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks Bizarre snaps like a fire crack And my palm more stickier than spider back Eyin´ my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big they flyin´ backwards Wide reciever, recievin´ wide For every stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is playin´ a pass Then the quarterback peeps and screams That means that its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell My tracks burn turf when they excell I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof He got dropped and the ball came loose
And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare And use my lineman´s shoulder as a chair Now I´m flyin´ through the air like a superhero I can use this pose for a box of cereal I´m no joke punk, I get my dinerio For bein´ the best player on my team what As soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the screen go run run Then I cut, spin around in the endzone Then I do the ninety shuffle so
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