[Steve King & Hailie Jade] Hello, boys and girls! Today we´re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? I´ll bet you do! *Hailie opens the door*
*Eminem snorts cocaine* Who´s your daddy? Daddy, what are you doing?
[Eminem & Hailie Jade] Ha-ha! Okay then! Everybody, listen up! I´m goin´ to hell! Who´s comin´ with me? Somebody, please help him! I think my dad´s gone crazy! [Eminem, Hailie Jade & Dr. Dre] There´s no mountain I can´t climb There´s no tower too high, no plane that I can´t learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you To show you there ain´t nothin´ I can´t take this chainsaw to? (Rahhnnn!) Fuckin´ brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut ´em off and got ´em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses With Elton John´s name on my drag wall I´m out the closet, I´ve been lyin´ my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin´ with hats off (Suck it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off ´Fore I push this motherfuckin´ button and blast off And launch one of these Russians, and that´s all Blow every fuckin´ thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? (*Knocking*) Hailie, tell ´em, baby! (My dad´s lost it!)
[Eminem & Hailie Jade] There´s really nothin´ else to say, I, I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em, maybe? I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy! (Crazy)
[Eminem & Hailie Jade] It´s like my mother always told me: "Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and
Goddamn it, you little motherfucker If you ain´t got nothin´ nice to say, then don´t say nothin´!" Uh… Fuck that shit, bitch! Eat a motherfuckin´ dick, chew on a prick And lick a million motherfuckin´ cocks per second I´d rather put out a motherfuckin´ gospel record I´d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch Eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face With a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin´ my flows Quit givin´ me my ammo; can´t you see why I´m so mean? If y´all leave me alone this wouldn´t be my M.O. I wouldn´t have to go eenee-meenee-meini-mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don´t know no more Am I the only fuckin´ one who´s normal anymore? (Dad!)
[Eminem & Hailie Jade] There´s really nothin´ else to say, I, I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em, maybe? I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad´s gone crazy! (Crazy)
[Eminem] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
With the same rhyme, see, what you´re seein´ Is a genius at work, which to me isn´t work So it´s easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak It´s tongue-in-cheek, I´d yank my fuckin´ teeth Before I´d ever bite my tongue, I´d slice my gums Get struck by fuckin´ lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice´s son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade Standin´ on Ronnie´s grave, screamin´ at the sky ´Til clouds gather; it´s Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that´s pretty much the gist of it Parents are pissed, but the kids love it 9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don´t blame you, I wouldn´t let Hailie listen to me neither
[Eminem & Hailie Jade] There´s really nothin´ else to say, I, I can´t explain it I think my dad´s gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade, won´t you tell ´em, maybe? I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s nothin´ you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad´s gone crazy! There´s no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie