I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
I went to John´s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aide who came to get laid and tied up
With first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan, an ex Heroin addict who just stopped usin´
Who love booze and alternative music
Told me she was goin´ back into usin´ again
I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It´s better than Heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C´mere, let´s go in here"
Who´s in the den?
It´s me and Kelly
My bad, let´s try another room

I don´t trust you
Shut up slut!
Chew up this mushroom
This´ll help you get in touch with your roots
We´ll get barefoot, butt naked, and run in the woods
Oh hell, I might as well try ´em, this party is so drab
Oh dag!
What?
I ain´t mean for you to eat the whole bag
Huh?!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
Yo Sue!
Get away from me, I don´t know you
Oh shoot, she´s trippin´
I need to go puke
I wasn´t tryin to turn this into somethin´ major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin´, I don´t hate ya
The world´s not against you, I´m sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad´s mouth?
That ain´t no reason to start wiggin´ and spaz out
She said, "Help me I think I´m havin´ a seizure!"
I said, "I´m high too bitch, quit grabbin´ my Tshirt"
"Would you calm down you´re startin´ to scare me"

She said, "I´m twenty six years old and I´m not married
I don´t even have any kids and I can´t cook"
I´m over here Sue, You´re talkin´ to the plant, look
We need to get to a hospital before it´s too late
´Cause I never seen no one eat
As many mushrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
Susan, wait! Where you goin´? You better be careful

Leave me alone dad, I´m sick of gettin´ my hair pulled
I´m not your dad, quit tryin´ to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
Before you do somethin´ dumb
I´ll be right back just chill baby please
I gotta go find Dave he´s the one who gave me these
John, where´s Dave at before I bash you
He´s in the bathroom, I think he´s takin´ a crap dude
"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There´s a girl upstairs talkin´ to plants
Choppin´ her hair off, and there´s only two days left
Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?

Well it depends on how may you had
I took 3, she ate the other 22 caps
Now she´s upstairs cryin´ out her eyeballs, drinkin´ Lysol
She´s gonna die dude
I know and it´s my fault!
My God!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault
My God, I´m so sorry!
I´m so sorry!
Susan please wake up!

Please, Please wake up
What are you doing?
You´re not dead! You´re not dead!
I know you´re not dead
Oh my God!
Wake up, Susan wake up
Oh my God!