So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy?
You know what you doin´ when you do it for the ladies So, ladies, this ain´t the place to be in if you´re lazy I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? You know what you doin´ when you do it for the ladies So won´t you please step up to the mic, baby?
It´s been a little boring lately I´ve been playing in poison ivy and pee I´ve been itching to get in some S-H-I-T You heard what I S-A-I-D This club? I guess they I.D. But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me I put on my best dang white tee for the season´s festivities
And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned It´s me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building ´Til it closes, we´re partying ´til then nobody knows that I´m drinking Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket When no one´s looking, I tap the bottle, crack it, then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, god dammit Boy, you don´t want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it An alcoholic, I am what I am, that´s all that I am And upon my further inspection, Monica´s bra I examine And if you´re wondering why I´m looking in awe as I am
It´s ´cause I´m just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam And now let´s go
So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin´, fellas, turn to the ladies And tell ´em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby" I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let´s hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby"
Man, I hate it when no one´s paying me any attention
So I won´t let up ´til they do, I don´t have any intention Ma, I like your breast, but your booty´s too skinny to pinch it How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches? Ease up on the Henny, just sip it There´s so many winches up in here that´s got my interest I´m drenched in sweat down in the trenches Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I´ve just entered Hope that I don´t get injured, oh, here I go I´m shaking my tail for the oh-so member Oh, feet, don´t fail me now Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb´ up Get the info on the nympho dudes went for ´cause of the way he pimped up
Shady´s Mercedes Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and Dude, I feel incredible, is medicine edible? You are unforgettable Girl, the fact we didn´t meet sooner is the only thing that I think´s regrettable Let me check my schedule (Shit) Oh no, your phone number ain´t even legible, this night´s unmeasurable It´d be my pleasure to introduce you to
Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin´, fellas, turn to the ladies And tell ´em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby"
I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let´s hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby"
So when you come in the club, don´t care if you paid or you snuck in Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin´ So get up like you´re up and, homie, get down like you´re ducking Up like you´re stuck in the air and down like you´re down on your luck And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you´re stuck in There´s no upside when you´re down The only downside when you´re up is being hungover
So, Shady, won´t tell you ´em what´s up? Then go get your cup and refill it Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it Don´t stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in I ain´t gotta tell you again, now close the door, you´re lettin´ flies in What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then? Would you look at what you´re riding in? You better take pride and stare at it for five minutes You´re lucky I didn´t just drive by in it You´re privileged just to be inside of it I stepped in this party to liven it I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you´re likin´ it
Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again Two Heinekens and you´re mine So, Slim Shady, won´t you please step to the mic again? (Come on)
So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin´, fellas, turn to the ladies And tell ´em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby" I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won´t you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let´s hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby"