[Chorus]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I´ve been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who´s countin´
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple Pills
[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It´s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can´t describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These ´shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb shit start happenin´
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin´ to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c´mon bounce
I said c´mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don´t bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and´s dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch ´fore she crashes out
(Come on)
[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He´s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesan

And I think my arm is gone
It´s probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of come
And I think he ´bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I´m ´bout to die when I just got on
Well, stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That´s ill)
Mescaline
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills
I´ve been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who´s countin´
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple Pills
[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That´s why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
[Proof]
Pop pills

Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I´m old and gray
Look for dope to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now I gotta straight born *infant*

(You´re crazy!)
[Swifty]
I pop four E´s at one time
And I don´t need water when I´m swallowing mine
(You got any ´shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can´t get jobs
Cuz our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
And if you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don´t give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, ´shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I´m going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I´ve been to Mushroom mountain
Once or tw