So, Just call me Richard, cause I´m a dick It´s also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your fucking mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I´m a dick You ain´t gotta be no detective to figure out I´m a dick
When I hold my privates to your first clue, Sherlock, prick!
And I would like to introduce myse-self, surprise! Hi, it´s Ike ´bout to get my Ike on I come with a life supply of wife beaters And my Nikes on and a white tee over that iron mic Lookin´ fly tonight, feel like I might die from a spider bite Come back as Spider-Man, park my Peter inside a dyke Bitch actin´ like she got fuckin´ higher standards than Meijer´s, right Had to pry her fingers off the mothafuckin´ Breyer´s ice cream With the pliers, like "Ahh!" only a ruthless bastard would do this
Take a toothless bitch with no taste buds to Ruth´s Chris Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home, pick up two Big Bufords Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair, but you´re plumb stupid! So when I pull up in that Benz, don´t try to pretend you ain´t interested To impress your stupid ass friends and refuse to get in woman And get slammed on the ground and snap like a pool stick against cement If you sick of dick, pretend it´s a musical instrument You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow I can tell at first glance you´re a ho cause your pants are so tight When you dance with O. Trice, your implants explode
So cold to dykes, the chance is snow in San Francisco Boy I´m from Detroit city, you live in animosity That´s a fucked up state to be in, such an atrocity Look where these random thoughts get me in senseless mind babble "What me? Apologize?" That´s just the way the rhyme unravels And I wouldn´t fucking take it back if I time traveled!
So, Just call me Richard, cause I´m a dick It´s also Richard cause I feel like you should Pry your fucking mouth up off of it I said just call me Richard, cause I´m a dick You ain´t gotta be no detective to figure out I´m a dick
When I hold my privates to your first clue, Sherlock, prick! Just call me Richard