Artist: Madd Rapper f/ Eminem(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah when I´m not at home, beating my shit to death
I´m listening to the Madd Rapper´s album This is Ken Kaniff, and I´m still mad as hell...fuck you)
(Eminem) I´m crazy with this razor with this razor I´m crazy With this crazor I´m razy, razor crazed I´m crazy! (Ok I´m Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!! (Tell them him I´ma ghostwrite for him!!) On Dre´s Beats!!! Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!) Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her But I didn´t take nothing (Thanks!)
Every bullet came from the same gun Just from different angles, cause I was pickin´ strange places to aim from (Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won´t jump out the window Shady) (Ahhhh!!) Pay me
(Madd Rapper) Psych, no bread fucked up in the head Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Bang, Bang, Bang) I´m a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed Or I just might start a fist fight instead See as far as the dough go I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa Jump turnstyles, then run from po po
Chorus: (2x) Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho´s and bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)
(Madd Rapper) Yo yo, i wish I´d been aborted My pockets got a shortage Everything I wanna floss I can´t afford it I´m tryin to sell a O´, my pops tryin´ to snort it My daughter´s babysitter is about to be deported I´m mad cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!) Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit´s crazy man... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....) Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word
(Eminem) I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone? I´m straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes Leave you eight stitches, what I´m gay cause I hate bitches? Slut dont be nice to me, I´ve had it with girls And i´ll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!) You´re hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin´ brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house I´m sicker than Boy George picturin´ Michael Jackson In little boys´ drawers shoppin´ at toy stores **whistling** Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented I´ll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug, think I won´t smack you I just dropped a fuckin´ pill mom, dont vacuum!!!