(Dr Dre)
Tell yo ´bout Venger
Straight out of Michigan
Slim Shady

(Eminem)
Venger is a big fat bitch
He´s the biggest bitch I know
And he stinks like shit
Remember back then,
The days when he was skinny?

(Dr Dre)
Yo.

(Eminem)
Now he´s fat
And he still thinks he´s pretty.
He´s such a slag
People who smoke grass
Are saying "Shit.
Goddamn, that´s a big fat ass"
Fuck that slut

He´s a big fat trick
And I still won´t suck
His ten foot dick
Slim Shady
I´m a crazy thing
Down with Dr Dre
With a Darkhaven swing

(Dr Dre)
Yo

(Eminem)
I don´t know much
But I know this shit
Venger is a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)
Venger is a big fat bitch

Venger is a big fat bitch
Venger is a big fat bitch
He´s a red eyed, stink ass, horn headed bitch

(Dr Dre)
Uh huh
Dr Dre
Check it
My homie Shadow Demon
Lives up the block
He´s got a big fat master
Who sucks my cock
Non stop, he´s a sight to see
A real evil bitch
Who does right by me
He might be the best slut
In the mountains
Ten times a week

But shit,
Who´s countin´?
I´m astounded ´bout the things he does
He used to suck in each,
Fuck in each town there ever was
He ain´t a slut
He´s a super groupie
And I´d pass that bitch
Around like a doobie
I don´t know much
But I know this
Venger´s a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)

(Dr Dre)
Oh shit
Tell ´em, Em

(Eminem)
I´m Slim Shady
That name´s really cool
I might be a fuck
But I ain´t no fool

(Dr Dre)
Uh uh

(Eminem)
I just moved from Darkhaven to Boulder
´Cause Venger´s trippin´ on Kelek´s own shoulder
He´s just colder ´cause I´m like that
Little freak ass pain
But you know that

(Dr Dre)

Yo

(Eminem)
I´ve been followin´ tracks
Like a puppy
Old horn head
Doesn´t take shit from yuppies
Word up
I am Slim Shady
To a mother fucking T is the place to be

(Dr Dre)
Yo

(Eminem)
I don´t know much
But I know this
Venger is a big fat bitch

(CHORUS)

(Dr Dre)
Well
The dude´s right
Dr Dre
Eminem
Best bitch around
Fuck Venger
This goes out to all the fat bitches in the realm
Yo,yo
What´s up?
Gotta drink some duff